Welcome to my fortress
I'm glad you could make it..

"It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing."

― Lemony Snicket (via psych-quotes)

"It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you’ve built up around your mind and let them inside."

darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

drinksanddaisies:

fetchashton:

Which harry potter movie is this


hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha^^

drinksanddaisies:

fetchashton:

Which harry potter movie is this

hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha^^

meerkat-rose:

American Horror Story: Easter

No thanks

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great